Won’t You Take Me To, Monkeytown?: Watch FOB’s “Thnks fr th Mmrs” Video
It’s on the official Fall Out Boy site RIGHT NOW. And for the whole weekend you can download an iPod or Fullscreen version of the video directly to your computer for FREE. I’m downloading it right now. It’s taking AGES.

For those having trouble viewing:
Um…and how many product placements can you spot? Chevy Tahoe (I wonder if Honda Civic minds), Nokia, Tag, etc…
Hairwatch 2007: Mark Hoppus’s Hair Is OUT OF CONTROL
Have you seen this video of Pete Wentz and Mark Hoppus of +44? Why does it look like Mark is permanently stuck with a vacuum over his head?
Dear Gerard Way, Stop Looking So Hot All the Time
Dear Mr. Gerard Way,
Can you please, for the love of god stop looking so hot all the time? It’s making me crazy. I just re-watched your video for “I Don’t Love You” (UK single only apparently. WAH!) and your eyes still manage to look super hot and piercing even though the whole video is shot in black and white.
HOW DO YOU DO IT?
If I had to create an emoticon that looked like you, I’d draw a white circle face and a worried looking little face. Kinda like this:
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Even though you look like you’re making a constipated/pained face for about 3/4ths of the video you still look mighty fine to me.

Ok, thank you bye bye.
New Shiz on the Clandestine Industries Web Site
You probably know by now, but in case you didn’t… Pete Wentz’s “fashion” label, Clandestine Industries has unleashed a new website–complete with a video intro featuring Pete’s dog, Hemingway. (What a proud papa.)
What are some of the illustrious items you can now clothe yourself in? A kinda ugly blue shirt (Overcast Kids only!) with a totally useless upside down pocket. Uh… that’s right, AN UPSIDE DOWN POCKET. I’m not sure what you’d do with an upside down pocket, other than lose a LOT of change, but whatevs.
There’s a black on black Clandestine logo hat, a toxic lime green “brain” hoodie (the inside of the zip hood looks like a pink brain), and my favorite–a “Richie Rich” gray and red hoodie witih the words “Fancy Kid” written on the hood. On the site is is modeled by (and I’m quoting exactly as it is on the site) “Patrick Stump (Fall Out Boy)”.
OH REALLY? IS THAT REALLY PATRICK STUMP (FALL OUT BOY)? Do you know of anyone else but a Fall Out Boy fan who would be so inclined enough to go to the Clandestine Industries website? Nope, me neither. Hahaha. “Patrick Stump (Fall Out Boy)” makes me crack up.

My Chemical Romance’s Video for “I Don’t Love You”
It’s all about the black and white, baby.
Gerard sporting the new back to black hair.
Thanks to Lizzie for the heads up.
Oh Noooooos! The Scr-Emo T-Shirt
Hahaha. My friend Rach sent this link to me to purchase the “Scr-Emo” tshirt on Threadless.com. The illustration depicts a skinny dark-haired person clad all in black, standing on the side of a skate bowl with a broken deck, hands to face, shouting for their dear little life–start tattoo exposed on their arm. It’s pretty priceless. It was the winning design for a contest Long Island band Patent Pending sponsored on Threadless.

Hellooooo Hilariousness: Pete Wentz on the Cover of NYLON Guys By Himself
Go ON with your BAD SELF, PETE WENTZ. Look at you being all supermodely with your very own NYLON Guys cover.

ROTFL More pics over at ONTD.
Big ups to reader Aric for pulling me out of my cave long enough to see this!
