The Glamorous Life of Pete Wentz Exposed
Yo kids. So my homies over at AOL Music asked me to provide some (amusing) commentary about Pete Wentz and his FAB-ooolous life, so of course I jumped at the chance to mock fun of one of our favorite Fall Out Boys.
You can read the hilarious results over at AOL Muuuzzzak. I was honored to be joined by the Oh No They Didn’t LJ community as well Pete Wentz Online. Suuweeet!
haha “So More Scene: If you look up “scared emo kid” in the dictionary, you will see this picture. ” that made my day
yay! your captions were great. and yay ontd too!
i love you sexy beast
I love you pete u are a great person no matter what the press says. and i really want you to come to Ireland for a concert
wow. this isnt p33t.
bahahaahadfjalsjflasjf.
i LOVE YOUR CAPTIONS.
yup, i’m definitely not pete
Kinda funny how bands like FOB are running the music industry now.
Really good to know my kids will have this definition of classic rock.
Pete Wentz sold his soul.
for some “guy-liner”.
I LOVE PETE WENTZ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO FOR GET ASHELY SIMSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN GIRLS
i [[heart]] pete.. he’s gorgeous…. yummeh lmfao… annnyyywayyy =]
yup yup i love him… =]
xxxx
WHERE ARE TEH UPDATEZ.
oh PS Pete DJ’d at an afterparty in minneapolissss.
You have a great body
i love pete wentz he is sooooo hot and have great body!!!!!!!!!
I love Pete Wentz!!!!!!! He is sooooo hot!!! I am his biggest, not pyscho, fan. If I had one wish it would be to meet Pete or even just see him at one of his concerts. I LOVE YOU PETE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where’s the updates?!
i’m crazy about pete wentz he’s cuteeeeeeeeeeeee n’ hooooooooooot mary me pete !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pete,i want ya to come to my house!so come to indonesia n’ i’ll welcome ya,sexy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Peter Wentz such a hotty!!!
Are you still using this site? I hope so… I saw the thing about you in “Everybody hurts”, I was like, “omg, i GO there!” well anyway, the captions made me laugh especially the designer Pete one XD
Goodness come down to Texas and show some of that you Sexy thing
omg pete you are so sexy and hot i just wanna eat you all up! lol but ummmm plz will you marry me???
i had fun last night
i had fun last night we should do it again
oh gawd, some of those quotes were amazing!
So More Scene: It’s heartwarming to see such a high-profile power couple like Jay-Z and Beyonce opening up their home to a poor, orphan emo kid.
big lolz
Pete is so hot and i love all your exposed pix and ur really sexy!!!!!!! so when u have a chance meet me @ my house in ontario and forget toronto!!!!! cya then
sexy sexy man
hey pete i know you must hear this all th etime but you are so hot lol but i spose its not all bout looks im sure you are a really nice person inside
hey pete i know you must hear this all the time but you are so hot lol but i spose its not all bout looks im sure you are a really nice person inside
pete wentz is a fkn machine he is so hot and cute i love u pete oh and also patrick stump lead singer is a sex machine but pete iz hotter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!marry me pete…!!!!!i love u
I HAATE PETE WENTS HE IS SOOOO UGLY HE IS GAY HE CAN GO SUCK MY DAD AND UNCLES DICK .. COS ONLY PEOPLE HU DNT HAV LIFE DOES THAT .. WAIT YU CAN SUCK FALL OUT BOYS DICK TOO .. IL SEND SOME WAX STRIPS IN THE MAIL SO YU CAN WAX THE DICKS BEFORE U SUCK THEM OKK MY FRIEND! MWA LOV YA! IL MAYBE SUCK YU DICK 1 DAY ..
I luv pete!!!!!!He is the sexiest man alive! I am his biggest fan!! luv u pete
hey pete u rock my world u are so so asume, i realy luve ya!!
i luve all your songs my freind emaiuls me saying stufe like pete and brittany sitten in a tree, its funny your so kool i hope so much u can come to ohio just for me and please on 1 of your cds dedicate the song to brittany!!
i will luvez yaz for ever!!
i already do thow!!
pete im sorry i when a littel over bord!!
if your ever on the radie talking could u posibalie say taht u luve all the brittanys in the world??
pleazzzzzzzzzzz!!
where can u get some really HOT pete avatars??
I LUV PETE!!
NOBODY ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION SARAH…YOU JUST GAVE IT…AND THE REST OF YOU ARE TO OBSSESIVE OVER PETE…BUT IVE GOT TO ADMIT PETE IS VERY HANDSOME AND TALENTED…WONDER HOW HE DOES HIS LOOK….COOL PICS.
I SOOOOOOO LOVE PETE WENTZ HE IS A TOTAL HOTTIE SO STUFF THE ASHLEY SLAPPER SHE DOESENT DESERVE HIM AND IF SHE BREAKES UP FALL OUT BOY ILL BUY A TIKET 2 1 OF HER CONCERTS AND RIP HER OFF THAT F**KIN STAGE!!!!!!!
OMG!!!pete,you’re so cute.I had a dream that you broke-up with ashley for me!Oh,pete,ashley doesn’t deserve you and I swear,if that f**king b**ch interfers with you’re music,i’m gonna rip her damn head off personally at one of her concerts infront of everybody.Can you come to my house in maryland?Are you even a little french cus i am?luv ya like no other!bye.
DOES PETE WENTZ READ THESE?ANWSER PLEASE..
yeah he does i hpe
thanks…….
i think
hey pete i love your music and your so so so so hot ♥♥♥♥ and fall out boy rock kept on rocking and the colll music ♥♥♥♥
yup looks like pete got everything
PETE can u tell GERARD WAY that i love him!!!!!!!!!, if u don’t i’ll gave u the same comment over and over AGAIN!!!!!!
well so long and goodnight pete……….
BUT REMENBER I’LL BE WAITING FOR U IN INDONESIA………..
ur sooooooooooooo
sexy i want u sooooooooo bad
Pete- gorgeous
hot
sexy
funny
loved by everyone
easy 2 be obsessed wit
HOT in fotoes
and all the time
has a hot crib
cute dog- hemmingway
in a kwl band
(LOTS MORE)…
if the gorgeous pete ever read this! just 2 let u know i totALLY
that i totally love u, ur clothing line! and f.o.bs music! im so obsessed with u! though im not like the others who hate ashley, i think shes realy cool. When i saw u live in South africa, i wanted 2 die (in a good way!!) Iwant you :(! u nd fall out boy keep on rockin, u guyz r soo awsem! in the next life ill be ashley
I LOVE YOU PETE.
Fall out boy rock.
they should come to england more.
Pete and ash make a good couple.Both so talented.
pete is a perfect F****** buddy, need him!!!
ashlee simpson is going down!!!!
where do i find petes dick? wat site???
YOU ARE SOOOOOOOO HOT
pete i am 1 of ur fans just not as crazy……c ya