Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson: Self-Proclaimed Assholes
Pete Wentz just posted a video of himself and his lady love, Ashlee Simpson, making fun of celebrity folk (perhaps the Spears sisters?) doing something for the world by making babies.
In one telling scene, Ashlee screams to Pete to get her the Cheetos and then they go on to say that they will be having a little rascal in 9 months.
Not sure why this was necessary…

Should this ever actually happen…worst idea in the history of human genetics.
The video is no longer available. I really wanted to see it too. Darn.
god help us all if there is a simpson-wentz child.
holy hell that bitch best not have a wentz child or i’ll kill her (sarcastic) i wanted them to break up!!!!
WAH!!!!!!!! (+ i agree w/ Jas i wanted to see the vidoe i looked for it too!!
DUDES I FOUND IT!!!!! IT IS ON http://www.petewentzonline.org
the vid is on petewentzonline.org
i agree with insano.
there is a long list of people who should not be allowed to repopulate and they’re both on there.
i feel sick thinking about it.
Here’s another link to the video:
http://www.friendsorenemies.com/web/foe/videos/clandestine/39456161/
i dislike ashlee to the bone…
and yes i agree with christine..those two are sooo on that list
am i the only person who thinks a pete/ashlee baby would be completely awesome??!!
actually, only for the fact that if they do have a kid, maybe they’ll get married and there’ll be a reality show…Newlyweds The Sequel: Ashlee and Pete
I would change my cable plan to get MTV just so I could watch that. then I’d tape it and watch it again.
I actually wrote a blog about this very topic last july…true story. I wish i was kidding.
in case anybody was wondering, i’m actually not serious about my above comment. because reading it back, i do sound completely serious. and i hate reality shows…
in all honesty though, if they wanna have a kid, then so be it. but that kid’s gonna be fucked
Dumbest. Baby. Ever. But if they really DO want a pooping, puking, crying hellspawn, they should adopt and not make their own (EW IMAGES).
wow. they seriously disgust me now, im sorry.
i’ve lost all respect for peter lewis kingston wentz the third.
hahaha crusty. i actually made a direct comment to mister wentz on his personal blog via Freinds or Enemies and he suspended myu account. dick. lol any way the only part in this video i find even slightly amusing is the statement “you can’t download a baby” but pete wentz is the anti-christ of the scene.
dude that shit scared me cuz i wuz turning the channlez and den i had seen dat on the la musica telamundo dat pete and ashley were having a baby and it scared me that i got mad but i thought they are really te amo and de kyede mucho and stuff but yeah that is all i gotz to say so yeah ttyl ily watch mtv tres more ppl! Karlifornia is a muy wayno!
hi i tink they r the best cople in the world im a massive fan of both of them so the peaple tat r being nasty bout tem go away!