Is Ashlee Simpson Pregnant?
According to rumors on Usmagazine.com and OK Magazine, the newly engaged Ashlee Simpson is pregnant with fiance Pete Wentz’s child. But Pete Wentz wrote into MTV news:
“There is a witch hunt for people to be pregnant whenever they get engaged in Hollywood,” he wrote. “This is all news to me. I can’t wait for the story about how I’m really in a gay relationship and this is all just a cover. … I mean really, this is crazy. … I mean we’re engaged, that’s true, and happy about it.”
Asked again if he was denying reports that Simpson is pregnant, Wentz, 28, replied, “Yeah.”
Err… well, ok I wouldn’t exactly call it a “witch hunt,” which according to M-W.com means ” 1 : a searching out for persecution of persons accused of witchcraft 2 : the searching out and deliberate harassment of those (as political opponents) with unpopular views “, buuuuutttt whatever.
As we all know, celebs love love love denying they are preggers, so I guess only time will tell. And who could forget that infamous YouTube video of Pete and Ashlee poking fun at pop star pregnancy. Hmmm… a little more telling than we first thought?
Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson Are Engaged
BREAKING NEWS…
THIS JUST IN FROM ASHLEE SIMPSON “We know there has been a lot of speculation recently about Pete and I and we wanted our fans to be the first to know, because you guys are the best. Yes, we are thrilled to share that we are happily engaged. Thank you for all of your support and well wishes - it means the world to us. We consider this to be a very private matter, but we wanted you to hear it straight from us.”
- Ashlee and Pete
Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson: Self-Proclaimed Assholes
Pete Wentz just posted a video of himself and his lady love, Ashlee Simpson, making fun of celebrity folk (perhaps the Spears sisters?) doing something for the world by making babies.
In one telling scene, Ashlee screams to Pete to get her the Cheetos and then they go on to say that they will be having a little rascal in 9 months.
Not sure why this was necessary…
Buy Pete Wentz’s Bathing Ape Hoodie On Ebay
Err… here’s your chance to buy an item of clothing that has surely been closer to Pete Wentz’s armpit than you have: A BAPE hoodie worn by the one, the only, Master of P33ngate, Petey Wentz. I’m not sure about the ethics of his ex-girlfriend Jeanae White selling off a bunch of his stuff but I’m just the messenger, so please don’t shoot.
According to the description:
This hoodie was one of his first ever bape hoddies and has been sitting in the back of my closet for about 2 years, he was the originial [SIC] owner, ive maybe worn it once since then. Still in great condition, the color is a little bit faded, its only been washed a handful of times. its a heavier hoodie, very warm.
Its a size small but fits more like a medium.
Uniqlo Ad = The Asian Pete Wentz?
The other day I was in Uniqlo (aka “The Japanese H&M”) and I totally LOLED when I saw this photo:
Doesn’t this dude look like the Asian version of Pete Wentz? The straight flat-ironed black hair, the pursed lips, the striped sweater? C’mon! Does anyone else see what I’m talking about?
Fall Out Boy Premiere “Me & You”
Today’s the day, the new video for “Me & You” has finally dropped. It was directed by Allen Ferguson and was filmed in Uganda in partnership with the Invisible Children organization. Check it out!
Painful Rendition of “Thnks fr th Mmrs” on Canadian Idol
Wow, this is pretty damn hard to listen to. Montana Martin Iles stinks up Fall Out Boy’s “Thnks fr th Mmrs” on Canadian Idol:
Um, is it just me or does Montana actually look kinda like Pete Wentz?
The Glamorous Life of Pete Wentz Exposed
Yo kids. So my homies over at AOL Music asked me to provide some (amusing) commentary about Pete Wentz and his FAB-ooolous life, so of course I jumped at the chance to mock fun of one of our favorite Fall Out Boys.
You can read the hilarious results over at AOL Muuuzzzak. I was honored to be joined by the Oh No They Didn’t LJ community as well Pete Wentz Online. Suuweeet!
Pete Wentz’s AK-47, Already A Homing Device for Fangirls
Today I walked by the now-open Angels and Kings (aka — AK-47, aka — Pete Wentz’s new bar) and I was shocked (?) to actually see a herd of young female girls camped outside, sitting on the stoop in front of the bar decked out in fake BAPE hoodies and studded belts. The weird thing really was the presence of HUGEnormous black-suit bouncers and the presence of a red velvet rope. Whatever happened to it just being a place for all the freaks and geeks? Oh well, I’ll have to check it out later on in the week.
